An American Writer's Thoughts on Japanese Animation

Category: Anime Reviews

Putting the Hentai in Sentai – Super Hxeros Spoiler Review

So, if you thought the plot for last week’s entry sounded like an overly complicated excuse for porn, get a load of Super Hxeros: In a world assailed by aliens trying to wipe humanity out by draining people of erotic energy, it’s up to a group of teenagers to be horny enough to get super powers and fight back!

In other words, it’s pretty much the same pitch but with a sentai flair rather than battle school. And, okay, I’ve been surprised by what sound like terrible pitches in the past. How’s this one do?

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Make Out For the Sake of All Mankind – Hybrid x Heart Magias Academy Ataraxia

Someone seriously asked the question “What if we had Infinite Stratos but the super suits are literally powered by arousal?”. That idea got greenlit for real. And you might think, “Well, that sounds like a sorry excuse for a Hentai, but what isn’t?” I regret to inform you that I do not review Hentai. This thing actually thinks someone is going to take it seriously. Does it work? We’ll see.

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In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there are Little Girls – Black Bullet Spoiler Review

Well, if an idea isn’t broke, don’t fix it. Instead, remix it! Here we have a very classic and functional idea, a world where humanity is on the brink of ruin because of some unforeseeable mythical disaster or alien invasion. We also have the scenario where little girls are the badass fighters of the hour, beholden to their adult handlers, which seems to be my theme for the time being.

But again, when something works, it works. There’s no reason these elements shouldn’t go together like peanut butter and jelly, with supernatural powers to excuse the fighting girls and gribbly enemies to provide fearsome foes. It still takes care and skill to execute that sort of vision, but going in from frame 1 it’s certainly possible.

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Once More With Schoolgirl Assassins – Lycoris Recoil Spoiler Review

Almost two whole decades after the original Gunslinger Girl, along came a show that took the anime-viewing world by storm with basically the same pitch: In the ambiguously near future, a world government secretly maintains order in society by using specially trained minor girls to do their wetwork.

It’s hard to talk about Lycoris Recoil without addressing the kind of hype this show had. Frankly, around the peak of its popularity, it was the kind of reception that no actual show is going to quite live up to, not even an extremely good one. How far short of that unreachable mark such a show falls… is another story entirely.

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Slice of Death – Gunslinger Girl Spoiler Review

Gunslinger girl is a unique show. The pitch is this: in the ambiguous near future, the government of Italy Social Welfare Agency is a front that picks up little girls who are unwanted and/or damaged beyond conventional recall and gives them (brief, probably) new lives as unassuming cyborg assassins, trained and conditioned to fight alongside their handlers and kill as the government demands in bands known as Fratello.

But while that sounds like a high action, high drama, probably angsty sort of affair what we get instead is a slow-burn methodical character study of these damaged girls and the men who care for them, only occasionally punctuated by bouts of violence. It has more in common with Haibane Renmei than it does with your average action show. Then again, if you know how I regard Haibane Renmei, maybe that’s not a bad thing.

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Eighteen Years, and Dead No Longer – Erased Spoiler Review

Hm… unless I miss my mark, there’s some kind of festival going on right now. Usually, I give everyone a present by cracking into some of the worst stuff (or at least the stuff that ticks me off) and digging into it, but this year, I think I’ll give people looking for good anime to watch a present and review Erased.

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Blast from the… 2023?! – Giant Beasts of Ars Spoiler Review

So, when you look back at older Fantasy, in a certain time frame for anime and a different one for Western media, there’s this palpable “anything goes” feeling to it. You’d be introduced to weird worlds that don’t respect any sort of conventions about technology or story format or these ideas of a standard “fantasy” that have largely emerged across the genre. Sometimes, though, you’ll get a work that will buck the current trends. For anime in 2023 that sometimes feels practically wedded to the Video Game Rules Universe, and only slightly less tightly bound to Isekai and/or Harem, Giant Beasts of Ars is the blast from the past and/or breath of fresh air that marches to the beat of its own drum.

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Ecchi Express – Rail Wars! Spoiler Review

Rail Wars! (the title is excited) is another in a long, long line of shows that try distinct themselves by doing the exact same thing all the others do: serving up a double-d helping of ecchi eye candy to hint at romantic overtones even if the core material doesn’t really have romance in its genre DNA. To be fair, some of the shows like that are at least okay, like the better end of the classical battle school harem bracket, but especially when the show has ecchi but not romance, it does need something to provide the meat of the material rather than just the lovely and usually bouncy gravy that is the fanservice.

Rail Wars! has, um, trains. I guess.

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