An American Writer's Thoughts on Japanese Animation

Cute Girls Not Doing Mecha Things – Alice Gear Aegis Expansion Spoiler Review

Alas, poor Mecha Musume. Why must such a fun aesthetic seemingly always lead back to troubled outings? It’s a question both seemingly without answer and tragic in the asking. Cute girls and heavy weaponry seem like they should be a winning combination. I mean, it works when the girls are operating the weapons as in High School Fleet or to a lesser extent Girls Und Panzer, and even when they equip some serious gear in the context of a magical girl outing with a somewhat techist look and/or feel like Yuki Yuna is a Hero or especially Vividred Operation. So there shouldn’t be anything really in the way of getting a proper Mecha Musume outing.

But Busou Shinki happened. It squandered its designs on a living toys angle, and it wasn’t good. Then we get Frame Arms Girl which does the exact same thing as Busou Shinki only… less. Finally there came LBX Girl, which went with actual mecha powers in a good ol’ alien invasion bug war… and it sucked, giving us very few action set pieces and a lame plot dominated by food tourism rather than using said actual mecha powers. And a little bit after that hot mess, we got Alice Gear Aegis Expansion.

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Count to Four – Yozakura Quartet (2008) Spoiler Review

Anime has always had its overused genres or genre clusters. Right now the cluster you hear the most complaints about is the Isekai-Videogame sort of space, consisting of Isekai animes (whether or not they actually use video game interfaces for their powers) and fantasies whether high or urban (and whether isekai or not) that use video game conceits like stats and level as the core of their fantastical system. But, that hasn’t always been the fad. In days gone by, supernatural battlers were king. As attested by 2021’s Kemono Jihen, the genre isn’t dead and will probably never truly die, but no matter what the future holds it’s easy to say that at least a heyday for these kind of things is in the past.

I’ve addressed plenty of these battlers before such as 2013’s Beyond the Boundary, 2005’s Shakugan no Shana with its sequels in 2007 and 2011, and 2008’s Ga-Rei Zero. Well, the very same season as Ga-Rei Zero, in Fall ’08, there was yet another of these Urban Fantasy battle shows. Actually, there were a few of them, including A Certain Magical Index and the target of today’s review, Yozakura Quartet.

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Technically a Video Game Anime – Cyberpunk: Edgerunners Spoiler Review

For those who aren’t aware, in 2020, a company called CD Projekt Red came out with a video game known as Cyberpunk 2077, based on a series of tabletop RPGs that nobody remembers – “Cyberpunk”, usually referred to as either Cyberpunk Red or, ironically given when the video game dropped, Cyberpunk 2020. While most folks seem to like 2077 well enough now, at launch it was something of a buggy mess.

But maybe that’s because CD Projekt Red had other priorities, famously getting Keanu Reeves for a major role in their game and, relevant to this blog, enlisting Studio Trigger to… not exactly adapt the game to anime form, but instead to produce a series in the same setting. That would be Cyberpunk: Edgerunners.

Honestly, if the bug fix money went to Keanu and Trigger, I can’t really blame them.

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Benefits Package – Magilumiere Magical Girls Inc. Spoiler Review

I enjoy the Magical Girl genre. I really do. But between dubious choices and disappointing outings, that hasn’t shown much in this year’s Magical Girl May, has it? Well, to avoid going out on a sour note, I’ve sourced just the girls for the job. Sure, the service involved is something a little different, but it’s still deeply tied to traditions. A sterling aesthetic that can blend its genres and deliver – it’s time for Magilumiere Magical Girls Inc.!

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Magical Girls Broken – Twin Angels Break Spoiler Review

It’s Magical Girl May, so you know what? Enough of this half-counting nonsense. Arjuna and Magikano may show up on lists of technically magical girl shows, but they’re not in tune with the core of the genre. Twin Angels Break, on the other hand, is about as core a Magical Girl show as you could hope for, with all the tropes of a post-Sailor-Moon action Magical Girl outing on full display. After how the last couple of weeks have treated me, that’s good enough in my book to be worth a watch.

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Which Witch? – Magikano Spoiler Review

Well, once again my duties have brought me a show that’s old enough to vote and it seems like barely anybody cared about the first time around, but heck, what have we got here? Some cute witch girls on brooms, some dated moe, an even more dated poppy love song that could have gone with anything for the opening? You know, against all sane expectations, I’m going to choose to be hopeful. I don’t expect this show to be good, but I will entertain the premise that it could be, and that if it isn’t good per say it may at least decline to hurt me. I know that isn’t much, but it’s still optimism. Show me what you’ve got, Magikano!

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You Are What You Eat, and the Menu is Evil – Earth Maiden Arjuna Spoiler Review

If you’ve been around the blog a little, you might have an inkling of how I feel about message fiction.

Now, I’m no enemy of messages in fiction. Some of the true all-time greats in anime, as well as genre fiction in general have had, if not a dedicated message they were trying to get out, at least a distinctly message-like slant to their existences. These are pieces that know the best way to convey the message is to let the fiction shine, delivering a compelling story with interesting characters colored by the lens through which the world is seen in order to communicate on a deep level. In some cases you might not even realize you’re looking at message fiction until you find yourself introspecting on the topics of what you just watched or read.

But then you get the other and all too common sort of message fiction, that sees the fiction as the vehicle for the message, that treats the viewing experience as a school lecture, and the author is the “teacher” attempting to hammer some lesson home to students because it will be on the final exam. These can come in many forms from the obnoxiously preachy to the hopelessly saccharine to the “scare ’em straight” comical absolutism of hellfire preachers and those annoying D.A.R.E. rallies that most Americans my age had to sit through.

I don’t hate message fiction absolutely. But I do hate when the message decides to stretch the fiction on the rack until its limbs look like something Junji Ito would have night terrors of, ties the writhing and tormented fiction into knots to hold millstones of judgmental morality in place, rides the fiction and its millstones down a hill of broken Aesop summations like some stone-wheeled go-kart, and cheers at its first place finish over a field of inanimate straw men while the tortured fiction unmercifully expires beneath the weight of the message’s arrogant grandstanding. When message fiction is bad, it’s pretty much the worst, and it doesn’t matter what the message actually is.

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Give me a moment… – Kokkoku Spoiler Review

Not enough time for a review? ZA WARUDO!

… For those of you who don’t speak meme, we’re going to be talking about a show centered around the supernatural power of stopping time. As the title indicates, this one is Kokkoku, sometimes with a subtitle as Kokkoku: Moment by Moment.

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Somebody Give This Show A Hand – Hand Shakers Spoiler Review

One of the things I love about anime is that, despite having it’s own hellishly overused setups, the medium in general doesn’t seem to be afraid to turn out the occasional piece with an absolutely insane concept. Nothing is too specific or too stupid… and with creativity and effort, a lot of studios can make it work. We’ve seen shows where clothing is an evil alien plot, a show where teenagers body swap via kiss, a show where Earth is overrun by gribbly black monsters that can only be fought by incarnate musical scores, a show that somehow manages twelve episodes of a kidnapped princess trying to get better sleep, and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

But just because way more crazy ideas do work than some folks would expect doesn’t mean that they all work; that creativity and effort are key; throwing some bland idiot into a fantasy universe with a modern smartphone adapted to the setting?  That didn’t pan out. Super-teenagers who power up by getting horny to fight lust-eating bug monsters?  About as awkward as it sounds and somehow even less amusing. Stuffing a tecnophobe’s brain into a weird black-box ultratech device, giving him super hacking powers? Worst. Anime. Ever. And I don’t think I can even summarize half the madness that went into Penguindrum, but suffice to say it didn’t stick the landing in my eyes.

What I’m getting at here is that Hand Shakers – a show that forces our lead pair to have mystical death battles while also forcing them to continuously hold hands – was not, I repeat not, dead on arrival. No, Hand Shakers was murdered. Let’s try to find the culprit, shall we?

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