An American Writer's Thoughts on Japanese Animation

Seasonal Selection – Ex-Arm Episode 8

Uninvested fights
Cyberspace looks like garbage
Surprise villain why?!

Ex-Arm once again screws up in ways I wouldn’t even have expected. Pretty much the whole episode is just a brawl between Beta (who manifests as a stupid little worker robot with knife hands and has the yakuza guy, his granddaughter, and smiling man captive), Auctioneer Skeletor (who isn’t explained and seems to hate Beta) and the boots on the ground all fighting for their own reasons. This includes sneaky glasses guy’s army or robot catgirls, the vengeful Arabian prince who doesn’t want to let Beta kill the old man before he can, and the police plus Ygg.

The fighting in here has actually gotten better, as in we’re at PS2 Fighting Game quality. Maybe something like an old Soul Calibur game? But even then some really janky motions come out now again to remind you that you’re not holding a controller, this is Ex-Arm, and it’s incompetent.

After way to much setup we FINALLY get our lead hacking again, except this time cyberspace is visualized as a stony labyrinth he’ll have to navigate while he and Ygg are wearing off-brand plugsuits in the attempt to find and engage Beta. The main character does, and gets engaged with Beta (the crazy Ygg-eyed version of himself), earning a long-winded speech with some confusing exposition about how Beta is a second Ex-Arm 00 (no answer as to if he’s another human brain or a digital copy) and then the typical villain stuff about how humanity is evil and destructive and how the hero has no chance… you know, typical second-to-last episode breaking speech, except we get it here in Episode 8.

Ygg comes out of the woodwork to “beat” digital Beta while a rescue is attempted in realspace, but the digital fight isn’t over despite being disengaged for the moment, and in the physical fight Beta’s stupid robot takes off Smiling Man’s head.

Except it’s revealed promptly that Smiling Man was actually some sort of cyborg (His eyes open and light up after he’s beheaded) and also apparently was under the control of Beta since long before this arc began? This makes absolutely no sense. The characters react as though it should have been obvious, but then why did Beta off what was basically himself? It’s not like he needed to keep a masquerade going.

Soon enough, the government drops in a new threat, a giant Spider Tank with laser cannons, while Beta brings in an army of his stupid little robots, baby-talking all the way. Auctioneer, despite having some really powerful Ex-Arms that he used and a grudge against main enemy Beta seems to have vanished in the transitions, so I don’t know if he’s just off camera or if he’s actually fled.

And honestly? I don’t care and neither should you.