An American Writer's Thoughts on Japanese Animation

Seasonal Selection – Ex-Arm Episode 12

Last week, and ending
This week, new bad from nowhere
At long last, silence

So, after the previous episode in which Beta was destroyed and our hero flew off into the sunset, what more could you possibly have to do, show? Why aren’t you over?

It turns out that there’s one more avalanche of stupid twists that the show has yet to unleash. Some mysterious hacking attack, tangentially linked to the mad scientist who first created the Ex Arm #00’s in an earlier flashback.

Said mad scientist, it turns out, is still alive somehow and is or is possessing the redhead scientist that’s been part of the peanut gallery this whole show, which might have been cool had she ever had a character of if the re-awakened mad scientist ever did anything other than glow and dump exposition. The real culprit for the hacking attack is some sort of AI tainted by Beta’s influence, which takes over computer systems the world over and starts acting evil because it’s powered by human malice or some crap like that. However you slice it, Escaflowne did this sort of ending better.

Alma, Ygg, and Akira go into cyberspace to fight the swarm, but apparently there’s just too much for them to handle as is. Alma and Ygg ultimately put their processing power into Akira’s hands even though that could mean the end for their consciousness as thinking beings, which is a little nonsensical for Ygg and a poor non-existent follow-up to what we were told two episodes earlier about how Alma could be something really new and special. But that was the cyberpunk ideas badly executed two episodes ago, they need to get swept away for the cyberpunk ideas badly executed in this episode.

We don’t actually get to see super-Akira fight the monsters representing servers corrupted by an AI that is incarnate human malice, and cut to some shockingly dry narration from our police lady. Bit by bit, it seems like the evil is choked away from the rest of the world, but Akira just can’t deal with the mass he’s restricted to Japanese servers.

Because of that, his last play is to launch a nuke. Detonating it high above Tokyo will cause an EMP that will fry every electronic device in Japan, destroying both all the evil AIs and our main character. He tries to have a tender goodbye with Minami, as much as the rushed pace and poor animation allow, and then goes ahead and does just that.

We abruptly cut to the credits, but there is at least a stinger scene in which Minami is shown to have kept Akira’s webcam on her car’s dash in the aftermath, and it moves slightly before we fade out again suggesting Akira may have impossibly survived.

But whatever, it’s over. Done with. Finished. However you slice it, this show was garbage.

In a sense, it’s actually in rare form. Everything is wrong. The animation is atrocious, the writing is confused, the directing is obnoxious, and even the voice acting, while technically good in a lot of places, doesn’t fit what’s going on and is thus, in its own way, entirely wrong. At times it has a good idea, but it never follows through with any of them. It’s not even really so bad it’s good, because the affront of laziness on the screen is so unpleasant that its hard even to mock. This is a clear Fail, one to avoid even for some sort of “bad anime night”.

I honestly love cyberpunk, so it’s really frustrating just how much Ex-Arm fails at going for anything it brings up. Watch Serial Experiments Lain, Ergo Proxy, Beatless… basically anything other than this that at all touches on the topics that Ex-Arm touches on does it better. Even bad shows like Shangri-la are still better than this.