An American Writer's Thoughts on Japanese Animation

Semicolon Scramble – Occultic;Nine Spoiler Review

“There is no such thing as the Occult” says the tagline on the show explicitly about investigation of occult (or seemingly occult) phenomena. If that doesn’t let you know you’re in for at least a strange time, I don’t know what would.

In the honorable line of the Science Adventure series (Semicolon series as some prefer, owing their particular stylized titles), Occultic;Nine strikes me as… unique. That is, I will admit, putting it somewhat gently. Occultic;Nine doesn’t quite fit either together or into the anime format the way that even the weaker among its fellows fit. Does that mean it’s the weakest of the series? Not necessarily.

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Flubbed Fanservice High – Rosario + Vampire Spoiler Review (Season 1 & 2)

Rosario + Vampire is a show with a fun pitch: an ordinary boy ends up accepted to a boarding school for all manner of monstrous supernatural entities. With no easy way home, he has to do his best to blend in, at least until he can make his way back to the human world. To his advantage, the monsters are expected to stay in human guises as part of their training to live in a world normally dominated by humans. Against his interest, if he’s found out he’s both powerless and subject to a death sentence.

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No, Senpai, This is Our Review – Strike the Blood Spoiler Review

There are some shows that I find somewhat difficult to talk about, and oddly enough it tends to be the ones that I would generally regard as more standard that are difficult to review. This is because there are only so many times you can trot out the same formula and show how it is applied before it gets repetitive. Strike the Blood is all about that.

It’s not as though this is a carbon copy of another show. It does have its own characters (stock though many of them may be) and its own plots (predictable though they may be) and its own world (thinly sketched though it may be). But it sticks very close to the formula for arc-driven Urban Fantasy with Harem elements. It’s the same formula that underlines shows like A Certain Magical Index or to a lesser extent Trinity Seven, but Strike the Blood wears it more openly. I’ll try to give it a fair shake anyway, but there’s only so far generosity can be allowed.

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Not Making Sense Is Its Thing – Kill la Kill Spoiler Review

Kill la Kill is one of those shows where I think I would be hard pressed to find someone interested enough in Anime to seek and read reviews of shows who had not at least heard of Kill la Kill. This was the first work that really got Studio Trigger (who I have talked about several times before) on the map, and helped to set the expectation for what their shows would be like. It’s very important and more than a little crazy, so I’ll try to relate the summary as clearly as I can.

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A Double Major in Pest Control and Lameness – Sky Wizards Academy Spoiler Review

Sky Wizards Academy is yet another of the seemingly endless ream of Battle School shows – anime series where somebody is at a school for wielders of combat-applicable super powers, learning to kick ass. I’ve reviewed many of these shows before, will no doubt review many more in the future, and often find their formula to be something of a guilty pleasure.

That said, for something to be a guilty pleasure you must actually be able to derive pleasure from it. For a show like Sky Wizards Academy, this can be a tall order.

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Killing Time – Assassination Classroom Spoiler Review

Assassination Classroom is one of the big ones, both in terms of popularity and in terms of length. The latter has made it something of a challenge to consider reviewing in the format to which I am accustomed, but for Back To School month, I decided to finally take a crack at it. For this case, I’ve decided to err on the side of giving a general overlay, rather than full detail

The setup for Assassination Classroom is this: a giant yellow octopus man who can fly at mach 20 just blew up the moon, leaving it a perpetual crescent. He threatens to do the same thing to the Earth in a year’s time, but has deal with the governments of the world: for the next year, he’ll be the homeroom teacher for a particular class of middle school students, who have that time in order to kill him (and score a huge bounty in the process). Of course, he has many superpowers, so this is far easier said than done. The octopus is shortly given the name Korosensei by his class, a portmanteau of korosenai (“unkillable”) and sensei (“teacher”), and both he and government forces are ready to teach the students in both ordinary academics and assassination techniques in the hope that they’ll be able to save the world.

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Welcome to Generica – Shironeko Project Zero Chronicle Spoiler Review

Alas, video games. This isn’t the first time I’ve picked on you and it won’t be the last. And let me make one thing perfectly clear: I love video games. I even like their stories; there are games I’ve played and replayed just for the story, like Planescape: Torment, and games where I think the story could gracefully make the transition to screen in some form, like Iji. Even when a game doesn’t reach the highest heights, it can have a good and memorable story with good and memorable characters. JRPGs like Skies of Arcadia are great at this – and, for all its stereotypical fantasy cheese, so is the Fire Emblem series.

For those who aren’t familiar, Fire Emblem is a series of tactical RPGs or Turn-based strategy games (depending on how you want to look at them) united by being set in fantasy worlds where a lot of familiar tropes tend to repeat themselves. Warring kingdoms, divine dragons, nobles, and retainers are the order of the day. Sometimes the setting can be a little tired, and sometimes the characters (who only have a few quotes to distinct themselves, unless you follow their support stories) can be a little basic, but by in large it tends to turn out moderately decent stuff.

Why do I bring that up? Because, at first, Shironeko Project Zero Chronicle feels like an off-brand Fire Emblem setup. It’s got noble pretense, clear fantasy tropes for everyone, sworn retainers with different character classes, and so on. They worship a shiny rock instead of a dragon, but that’s neither here nor there. What it turns into is an insult to storytelling and makes me feel kind of bad for ever thinking of this mess in terms of Fire Emblem. So let’s dive in.

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To Boldly Go Where No Catgirl Has Gone Before – Cat Planet Cuties Spoiler Review

When starting Cat Planet Cuties, I felt an odd sensation. It took me a moment to place it, but I soon realized that the feeling I was experiencing was a nervous concoction of creeping dread. Why feel fear when loading up something that seems as mindless yet harmless as Cat Planet Cuties? Well, let’s just say I’ve seen another show with a fairly similar pitch, DearS, and that the title “Cat Planet Cuties” inspired about as much confidence as “In Another World With My Smartphone”, so I was expecting this to hurt me.  Expectations, however, must be modified in the face of evidence.

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Unseen – Mushi-shi Review

For those who don’t know, Mushi-shi is an anthology-style show. It follows (roughly) the travels of Ginko (by trade, the titular Mushi-shi), a man who specializes in dealing with strange cases related to Mushi, spirit entities that most humans cannot see but that all can feel the effects of. He walks the length of ancient Japan, interacting with isolated villages and others that have Mushi problems whether they know that’s what they have or not. Part nature documentary, part medical drama, and part ghost story, Mushi-shi has a broad range of experiences to offer.

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Vacuous Vixens Vanquish Virulent Villains in a Vexatious Venture – Venus Versus Virus Spoiler Review

Sometimes, the first couple of seconds can tell you a lot about a show. With the extreme closeups of a gun being loaded, girl in a dress, general art style, ruined church setting, and shots fired at some swirly darkness, the first thirty seconds of Venus Versus Virus let you know you’re watching yet another of the crusty mid-2000s urban fantasy pieces. What it doesn’t tell you is whether you’re watching something into which actual effort was put, like Shakugan no Shana, or something that’s going to just bring you pain, like Omamori Himari.

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